He was looking forward to it..and the alarm did not go off this morning. He was soo upset this morning because he didn’t get to eat the ice cream at 2 am like he wanted. Kept showing me his phone to prove that he had set the alarm right. Oh my dear love, how bad I felt for you this morning :P
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
im not even a guy but this is funny
the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
If you’re like me and had a small bossom, now it’s bigger. (Not huge or wayyy to big, but definitely bigger than I’m used to) But it also means your bras don’t fit all that great as they used to, and also your boobs poke out of every shirt you own with a semi low neckline. And if you always had big boobs congrats you’re a damn hero lol. It’s something to get used to specially when sleeping face down.